This Is a Bit Off-Putting...
Is this really what you want to hear from your franchise QB, presumably in response to a question about one of the worst performances in his career (in this case, the game at Nashville where he was yanked after fumbling twice and throwing a pick into quadruple coverage)?
"I remember that game vividly — every snap," Carr said. "I remember the way the grass tasted, the way it was in the stadium, everything. And I won't forget that. I'll be ready to go."
Yeah, we're definitely in good hands with ol' D.C. I don't know much, but I know Sunday will be another Battle Screwdriver Day. As a show of solidarity with my QB, I'm going to ask the good people at Reliant to sprinkle some grass clippings in my drinks.
"I remember that game vividly — every snap," Carr said. "I remember the way the grass tasted, the way it was in the stadium, everything. And I won't forget that. I'll be ready to go."
Yeah, we're definitely in good hands with ol' D.C. I don't know much, but I know Sunday will be another Battle Screwdriver Day. As a show of solidarity with my QB, I'm going to ask the good people at Reliant to sprinkle some grass clippings in my drinks.
posted by Anonymous | 9:29 AM
9 Comments:
Tim, perhaps the good people at Reliant will also sprinkle some fairy dust in your drink that will allow you to grow to the height of a full grown boy.
My answer to the H-Town Sports Poll was for Brady Quinn. Not so much because of my distaste for DC or my man-love for the Irish QB. I can just see all the signs in the stadium seats playing on his initials once he's wearing the Battle Red jersey.
Texas has the best Bar-"BQ"!
You heard it here first, folks.
Kurt
Emily, would you like to be added as a full-time contributor to H-Town Sports?
I don't know who this "Emily" character is, but evidently she's been stalking me or going through my trash. How else would she know about my lifelong dream to reach 5'10"?
Kurt--like the sign idea, but I can't say I'm a Brady Quinn guy. If the Texans drafted him, I'd be terrified he would transform into Rick Mirer, Jr. If we're drafting a QB (and you have to think we will be), I'm crossing my fingers that Louisville's Brian Brohm declares for the draft and the Texans figure out a way to land him.
Brohm? Think Ragone, Lefors, etc. That's a system full of stars, and Brohm's not worthy (yet) of a high NFL draft pick.
Tim, it didn't take stalking you or rummaging through your discarded smut rags and empty beer bottles to make that determination. It is quite evident from your constant rants and false sense of superiority that you suffer from a severe Napoleonic complex. Additionally, your disturbing man love for Krissy Simms might have something to say about your luck with the ladies.
Now I KNOW that Emily hasn't been stalking me. I never discard my smut rags. They are the gift that keeps on giving.
While I have indeed defended my boy Christopher Simms' tenure at The University, my admiration for him is dwarfed by my love for VY. With regard to your brutal attack on my luck with the fairer sex, I will not apologize for refusing to settle. The right woman will find my determination to get a bronze bust of VY endearing.
I respect Bradlee Van Pelt.
Tim, you caught me. I'm not sifting through your trash. I just sneak in your room at night and watch you sleep. Sweet dreams sugar!
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