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Monday, January 22, 2007

Can't Wait to See Ted's Reaction...

...to this breaking news story. Next? Bob Stoops from Norman, if you ask me.


Blogger Scott said...

By the way, Ted, my post wasn't intended to invite you to post a detailed message regarding your analysis of the Tuna retiring. That's not "H-Town Sports", unless of course Kubes interviews for the job in Dallas.

Mon Jan 22, 11:29:00 AM  
Blogger Tim said...

I'm praying it's Stoops. That would increase my hatred for the Cokeboys exponentially.

Mon Jan 22, 05:35:00 PM  
Blogger Bouj said...

The Worldwide Leader mentioned Stoops, Wade Phillips, and Norv Turner as the front-runners. As much as I loathe Stoops and want him out of UT's way, Norv Turner destroying America's Former Team would be awesome. Please be Norv or Bob!

Tue Jan 23, 10:46:00 AM  
Blogger Ted Bosquez said...

As I observed earlier today to an unusually chipper Timmie Bear, my statement with regards to the Cowboys, Bob Stoops, and the coaching vacancy is as follows:

"Well, I own a Cowboys visor already - come on down Bobby! If I can embrace TO, then I can embrace Coach Stoops.

Honestly, if the Cowboys hired Fidel Castro and he could solve the safety problem for the Cowboys, I would find some green military fatigues and be completely happy with the situation.

Football is football - all I care about, at least at the professional level, is results.

If they are a born again Christians and do charity work in Nicaragua saving one-legged orphans, but they can not pass protect or pick up crucial third-downs then they should be cut and they will have all the time in the world to do good deeds as long as they are not causing problems for my Cowboys.

If they are adulterous, drug dealers but can make clutch catches and have great third-down conversion proficiency, then sign them up. I will cheer for them on Sundays and offer my card for legal work.

As long as they produce and don't cause problems on the football field, they can be an axe-murderer in the off-season and I don't care."

Thu Jan 25, 06:34:00 PM  

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