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Saturday, August 12, 2006

OP, Lane Determined to be Lesser Blackmail Threat than Wilson

The Astros front office decided this afternoon that the compromising photographs possessed by Preston Wilson were potentially less damaging than those held by Orlando Palmeiro and Jason Lane. Astros fans should feel even more duped by the Preston Wilson signing when Brian Cashman decides later this week that he would rather have Melky Cabrera and Luis Sojo play corner outfield positions as they battle for the AL East title than P-Dub.

3 Comments:

Blogger Mysteryhunt said...

so what do we now have to show for pupuras term? has he done anything useful? anything at all?

also, move luke up in the order till he stops hitting .400, please! he gets hits then gets to watch AE and BA and pitcher goofball it up at the plate!

Sat Aug 12, 06:50:00 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

Well, there's Brian Bogusevic. Oh, wait... I'll go with Tike Redman as his best move so far.

Sat Aug 12, 09:33:00 PM  
Blogger Bert said...

Scott, I'm of the mind that a funny picture should accompany ever good headline but this goes too far. I will have nightmares for weeks. Why you had a life sized cut-out of a naked Terry Tate to dress up I'll never know (nor will I want to).

Sun Aug 13, 08:25:00 PM  

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