Mr. Downs, Meet Satan - He'll be your Keeper for Eternity

Wow. Hat tip to Mike McCann at the Sports-Law Blog for this dastardly tale. These are the kind of stories that you make up as a ridculous hyperbole with your friends in a purely fictional hypothetical. Impossible to believe that this really happened. That said, after watching this guy perform under pressure, I think if I was the manager, I might want a whole lineup full of autistic children.