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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

News from the NBA


In an effort to improve scoring throughout the league, NBA Commissioner David Stern today announced the implentation of a new ball(s) system. The system will debut in the 2006-2007 season. New league sponsor Dave & Busters is excited about the move, and subject to approval by the NBA Players' Union, an amendment to the current collective bargaining agreement will allow NBA teams to pay their players in the form of Fun Tokens or Party Tickets, which the players will be able to redeem at stations located conveniently throughout NBA stadium concourses in exchange for Hot Wheels Escalades, stuffed rotweilers and slap bracelets.

2 Comments:

Blogger Tim said...

WTF? You follow your epic mock draft post with this? In the words of Bill Walton, that's TERRRRRRRRIBBBLLLLLLLLE.

Wed Jun 28, 02:45:00 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

This satirical post was inspired by: http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ao.Z0_mbEpDMImmNaA8ry2.8vLYF?slug=ap-newball&prov=ap&type=lgns

And I personally think it's innovative, creative and entertaining.

Wed Jun 28, 02:58:00 PM  

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