You Won't Get This In The Bronx, Rocket

I'm undecided as to whether this is charming, frightening, or embarrassing. I'm going to go with the first option.

Hey, whatever it takes to get the Katy Rocket to return to the Houston rotation. I for one am certainly willing to offer up our esteemed owner's noggin if it means Clemens laces 'em up for the 'Stros one more time. Given his appreciation for the bottom line and the revenue that Roger Clemens brings in, I'd bet that Uncle Drayton would sacrifice a broken rib or fractured skull for another "cha-ching" season of gate receipts for Clemens starts too.