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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Operation Shutdown is now Operation Lockdown

Derek Bell, yes THIS Derek Bell, no longer has to worry about competition for a starting right-field spot in the major leagues, but he is apparently going to have to worry about protecting his cornhole from unwanted intruders. One of the biggest jokes per dollar in big league history is now apparently a crackhead. Couldn't have happened to a better guy. My guess is that like most victimized professional athletes, D-Bell was most likely just hiding the paraphanelia from his recovering relative.


Blogger Tim said...

My favorite part of that story is the cop saying that the crack pipe was "still warm." Awesome.

Fri Apr 21, 09:10:00 AM  

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