Have to Get This Off My Chest

As the public has been inundated with Joakim Noah for the past few weeks (did you know that his dad was a professional tennis player or that his mom is a beauty queen from Sweden or that he gets compared to Sideshow Bob because of his hair or that the ESPN college basketball crew wants to have his children?), I have one request...

Dear Media-

Please cease and desist with all of the "Joakim Noah yelling" pictures and videos. I cannot remember anyone being photographed in a more tired pose. I used to be rather ambivalent about Mr. Noah, but the repeated images of Noah yelling/screaming/bellowing/shouting/etc. have turned me against him. I now hate him for no other reason than the fact that I'm fed up with seeing him in a constant state of elevated blood pressure. Stop encouraging him already. Thanks in advance for your time and cooperation.

Sincerely,
Tim