Lopez's Fix: a one-legged OF

I blog as a part-time hobby, and John Lopez writes as a full-time job, and yet he does not have time to conduct the intensive research required to learn that Moises Alou, his "key" to the Astros making the postseason, is on the DL with a hamstring problem? Maybe Barry Bonds is available? Jim Thome? C'mon, John, the possibilities are endless!