Bellaire Optimsts Softball League Report
Following their second late-inning rally in as many games, the Angry Pirates succumbed to a relentless Imogene offensive attack and lost 16-9 in extra innings. The loss completes the Pirates' regular season with a 5-3 record, a win total that exceeds the cumulative win total of all other Pirates' seasons. However, after roaring out to a 4-0 start, the Pirates are certainly not content with their 3rd place finish and look forward to chasing down the esteemed BOSL League Championship plaque next Wednesday night at the League Tournament. If the tirade thrown by veteran RCF O'Rourke after last night's essentially meaningless loss was any indication, the women and children may want to seek shelter should the Pirates' postseason dreams fall short. The Bellaire Sun reports that riot police and a bevy of neighborhood terriers will be in place to attempt to keep Mr. O'Rourke from single-handedly dismantling the dilapidated shed behind home plate in the event that a single close call fails to go the way of the Pirate.
posted by Scott | 2:21 PM
3 Comments:
Brilliant. Freaking brilliant.
Our manager is too (apparently) busy pounding beers and attempting to bribe the umpire with sour apple slurpies to keep track of the stats. If they were available, they'd be posted. Trust me.
The catcher's wife volunteered to keep stats beginning next week. Here's the only stat that matters anyway:
L, 16-7.
Post a Comment
<< Home